The Good the Bad and the Ugly

Things are starting one way
And end up in another
You know you are my sister
Why do you always try to be my brother?
What happened to that cigarette?
My mind is in a whirl
If this one were a film I'd shoot
The continuity girl

The good, the bad and the ugly
That's life
The good, the bad and the ugly
That's life

You're giving and you're taking
The day becomes the night
Your left hand is caressing
You pinch me with your right
You were happy in the doorway
But now your smile has slipped
I wish there was some logic
To this topsy turvy script

The good, thе bad and the ugly
That's life
The good, thе bad and the ugly
That's life

The general's a spaceman
The admiral's a stroker
Legionnaires and cowboys
And bishops playing pocker
There's lightning cameramen and props
And people pulling focus
I guess until the curtain drops
I love the hocus pocus

Of the good, the bad and the ugly
That's life
The good, the bad and the ugly
That's life

The good, the bad and the ugly
That's life
The good, the bad and the ugly
That's life

The hallway's filled with people
The living room is bare
Yesterday I had a lift
Today I use the stairs
It's carnival in Rio
It's Fulham Broadway Station
Heaven with a foot in hell
A glamorous location

The good, the bad and the ugly
That's life
The good, the bad and the ugly
That's life

The good, the bad and the ugly
That's life
The good, the bad and the ugly
That's life