The Golden Age of Video

1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4!

We accept her, one of us! We accept her, one of us!
Gooble gobble gooble gobble!
We accept her, we accept her!
We accept her, one of us! We accept her, one of us!
Gooble gobble gooble gobble!
We accept her, we accept her!

(We-we) we came, we saw, we kickеd its ass
I was testing you, and you passed
Dental plan! Lisa needs bracеs
Be required to fart on a regular basis
I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse
Channel 13 - Eyewitness News
RoboCop, who is he?
Dead or alive, you're coming with me

In a hurry to be fed
Beady eyes and big blue head

I'm telling the truth Doc, you gotta believe me
Why does everything I whip leave me?
My beautiful chocolate! Candy is dandy
Fava beans and a nice Chianti
You can count on Slippery Pete
Suicide'll be nice and neat!
I didn't build the Panama canal
Open the pod bay doors please, HAL

These aren't the droids you're looking for
These aren't the droids we're looking for
I am not a number, I am a free man!
Rosebud
To the Idiotmobile!
Right away, Michael
I-I-I-I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered

We came, we saw, we kicked its ass
You don't understand, I coulda had class
Round and tasty on a bun
Ooh Zippy, look what you've done!
Finally! Cast off those lines!
No, I've been nervous lots of times
Redrum! What's the matter, honey?
Just robbed Boss Hogg a' all his money!

We came, we saw, we kicked its ass
Writing checks your body can't cash
I was elected to lead, not read
I feel the need, the need for speed
Watch out for snakes! A good man's loafer
HQ, my hat looks like a muffin, over
My God, it's full of stars
There was no driver in the car

The car (repeat x16)

Right away, Michael
Well you see, I'm in hot pursuit!

There are only two things I love in this world; everybody, and television
#The Simpsons (#Run With Us!)
Ugh, you must be shrooming
Wait for me, Moomin!
Cross live to meet the host of that show, Meat Boy
I want to go to there

We came, we saw, we kicked its ass
Oil tycoon, like a m-mustache
Nice beaver! I just had it stuffed
I don't give a shit, it's close enough
Where's me washboard? I'll get me coat
Y-y-y-you're gonna need a bigger boat
What'd she say? I think she bought it
Suck it monkeys! I'm goin' corporate!
C'mon let's take a drive! A drive?
Number Five is alive!
It's only a laugh, no harm done
Pickles, french fries, yum yum yum
Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?
It's two degrees cooler
The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long
Six words in the whole song

We-we-we accept her, one of us! We accept her, one of us!
Gooble gobble gooble gobble!
You are number 6, 5, 4, 3, 2 (We accept her, one of us! We accept her, one of us!)
I am not a number, I am a free man! (Gooble gobble gooble gobble! We accept her, we accept her!)

We came, we saw, we kicked its ass
Give me my 20,000 in cash
We came, we saw, we kicked its ass
I think you woke up the dead with that blast!

We came, we saw, we kicked its ass
I think fast, I talk fast
We came, we saw, we kicked its ass
Lois, this is not my Batman glass!

We came, we saw, we kicked its ass (We accept her, one of us, we accept her, one of us!)
We came, we saw, we kicked its ass (Gooble gobble gooble gobble! We accept her, we accept her!)
(Repeat and fade)