The Goblin Song

[Verse 1]
We've got a baby, we can feast!
We can dine three days at least
Baby blood and baby bones
Baby butter for the baby scones
Little baby feets, little baby toes
Every one of us wants the nose
Baby's had such very bad luck
Now into baby, we will tuck
Eat the baby, add some salt
Bay leaves, barley, powdered malt
Now baby's salted, she's a treat
Her destiny, it's time to meet

[Verse 2]
Baby we need
Baby we feed
Eat with our teeth
Better than beef
Baby so soft
Carried aloft
Big brown eyes
Caramelise

[Verse 3]
He's the Goblin King
Yes, the Goblin King
He's not a myth, he's an actual thing
Here's the King, here's the King
Here's the King, here's the King Goblin

[Verse 4]
We love the King, we sing ding-a-ling
And we love his chin when it's wobbling
He likes to dine on coincidence
It fills him, builds him up and hence

[Interlude]
He can eat
He can eat

[Verse 5]
Five hundred puppies with golden fur
Orphan boys with jet black hair
Circus clowns with a red baloon
(He can eat me, he makes me swoon!)
A banquet for a king on high

[Outro]
Oh little baby, oh little baby
Say goodbye!