The Girl With The Holiday Smile

[Verse]
I met a hooker at the grocery store
She wasn't bad lookin', she was a pretty little whore
Whoa oh, she's the girl with the holiday smile

She told me, "Merry Christmas and peace to you"
She said, "I've been workin' this whole night through"
She said, "Whoa oh, I'm the girl with the holiday smile"

[Chorus]
She told me, "Whoa my whoa me
I look so good beneath a Christmas tree"
She said "Whoa oh, I'm the girl with the holiday smile"

[Verse]
She told me, "Christmas brings out the best in me"
She said, "My heart is so full of love and generosity"
"Whoa oh, I'm the girl with the holiday smile

And well the police here and the police there
They ruin my Christmas spirit everywhere I go
Whoa oh, I'm the girl with the holiday smile"

[Chorus]
She told me, "Whoa my whoa me
I look so good beneath a Christmas tree"
She said, "Whoa oh, I'm the girl with the holiday smile"

[Verse]
Well she told me goodbye as she walked away
She said ,"Son, if you're good, maybe on Christmas day"
Whoa oh

[Chorus]
I said, "Whoa my whoa me
She look so good beneath my Christmas tree"
She said, "Whoa oh, she's a girl with a holiday"

[Outro]
I met a hooker at the grocery store
She wasn't bad lookin', she was a pretty little whore
Whoa-o-whoa, she's the girl with the holiday
Well lord lord, she's the girl with the holiday
Whoa-o-whoa, she's the girl with the holiday
Silent night shining so bright
She ain't holy, but she can hold me tight
Whoa-o-whoa, she's the girl with the holiday