The Gawker Song

[Intro]
Hello, my name is Nick
And Bullshit is my schtick
Once you see my website
Then you'll know I'm quite a dick

[Verse 1]
'Cuz I've got a lovely bunch of hypocrites
Writing here for Gawker everyday
Anti-Gamers, Public Shamers
Some you wouldn't believe
Give 'em a click,
And share it real quick,
It's all about the green

[Pre-Chorus]
Now that I've got a lovely bunch of hypocrites
(NANANANANA)
Every article will make me rich
(Got a banhammer)
Where bullshit can be found
You'll find us all around
Singing: "Holy Moly I'm a son of a bitch"
(All together now!)

[Chorus]
Singing: "Holy Moly I'm a son of a bitch"
(Misogyny)
Singing: "Holy Moly I'm a son of a bitch"
(Jesus Christ)
Jesus Fucking Christ
Jesus Fucking Christ
Singing: "Jesus Christ I'm quite the son of a bitch"

[Verse 2]
'Cuz I've got a lovely bunch of hypocrites
(So lovely)
Writing for my websites everyday
(1, 2, 3, 4)
Anti-Gamers, Public Shamers
Some you wouldn't believe
(And more)
Give 'em a read,
And share em to feeds,
It's all about the green

[Pre-Chorus]
Now that I've got a lovely bunch of hypocrites
(NANANANANA)
Every article will make me rich
(NANANANANA)
Where bullshit can be found
You'll find us all around
Singing: "Holy Moly I'm a son of a bitch"

[Chorus]
Singing: "Holy Moly I'm a son of a bitch"
Singing: "Holy Moly I'm a son of a bitch"
Jesus Fucking Christ
Jesus Fucking Christ
Singing: "Jesus Christ I'm quite the son of a bitch"