The Funky Zachen

[Intro]
קונים הכל רהיטים
אלטעזאכן, אלטעזאכן

[Guy Mazig, Mariano Idelman]
What’s up, brother?
Guy Mazig
Mario Idelman
Hit it!
Baby, bring it on, yeah
Brothers, bring it on

[Guy Mazig & Mariano Idelman]
Let's take the old stuff out, yeah
And save it from the trash, yeah
Let's take the old stuff out, yeah
And make something fresh

[Verse 1: Guy Mazig, Mariano Idelman]
Let me tell you something
Your grandma just called me
My grandma?
Yeah
She says she's got to have me right now!
What, you? She gotta have you?
You know she doesn’t sound so old, your grandma
She'd just turned 88
I said okay, I’ll help you, but how?
She said, I got it, if you want it
What?
Just knock on my door
Knock on my door, that’s... What?
I really need your service
What kind of service?
And I just can’t wait anymore
You know who I am
Why are you tripping brother? What are you?

[Chorus]
אלטעזאכן
אלטעזאכן, קונים הכל רהיטים
אלטעזאכן, אלטעזאכן, אלטעזאכן, אלטעזאכן
מיטה, ארון, שולחן, כיסאות
פריג׳ידיר, תנור גז, מכונת תפירה, מכונת כביסה
ספה, מזנון, שטיח, אלטעזאכן

[Verse 2: Guy Mazig, Mariano Idelman]
I can't believe the shit you tell here
Wait a minute, I'm not... I ain't talking about...
Wait a minute, you feeling me?
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute
Just got a message from your mother
Ah so now it's my mother?
Yeah
Seems like she needs a handyman
What? I don't know anymore
She said, I don't want you to bother
Bother? With what?
I said, baby you know I’m here to help you, and I can
Yes I can
She said, you're my savior, my hero, my main man
Why you tripping?
So come! And take what you should
What? You ain’t taking nothing man
Come over and do your thing, goddamn
What is your thing?
And I'll spread it all over the neighborhood
You know who I am?
What are you? What are you?

[Chorus]
אלטעזאכן
You wanna know who I am?
אלטעזאכן
I got work to do!
קונים הכל רהיטים
אלטעזאכן, אלטעזאכן, אלטעזאכן, אלטעזאכן
מיטה, ארון, שולחן, כיסאות
פריג׳ידיר, תנור גז, מכונת תפירה, מכונת כביסה
ספה, מזנון ,שטיח, אלטעזאכן

[Verse 3: Guy Mazig, Mariano Idelman]
Fellows, take it from here
Just got a call, it's an old lady
She's waiting for me! She says it's now or never!
What?
I gotta be there for her, brother
Hit it

[Bridge: Guy Mazig, Mariano Idelman]
Funky, funky, funk
What you doing over there?
None of your business!
It is totally inappropriate
Hit it, ha!

[Outro]
אלטעזאכן, אלטעזאכן
It's in Yiddish, you know, it's- it's a word in Yiddish, you know, altizachen
קונים הכל רהיטים
אלטעזאכן, אלטעזאכן, אלטעזאכן, אלטעזאכן
Tsvey, dray, fier, finef
מיטה, ארון, שולחן, כיסאות
פריג׳ידיר, תנור גז, מכונת תפירה, מכונת כביסה
ספה, מזנון ,שטיח, אלטעזאכן
Yeah!