The Function

[Verse 1]
Three button up, open cardigan
Every week gotta guess what car he in
Went to LA, no more partyin'
Text don't deliver, well I hope you call again
Oops, my bad, I don't love or need a ho
Every time, every place, everywhere we go
Come and meet me backstage after every show
Call me Young God, no pain, only Henny we toast
You and I know that my time is precious, girl, don't fake it
So don't be scared, I kiss your neck, in five she'll get butt naked
You gotta drive, baby girl, don't break it
That pussy mine, baby girl, I taste it
I take it, I take it downtown
Bitch, you better hold on tight
Ghetto babblist, they after us, they love my style
I'm feeling spectacular, who else could hold you down?
If you got a few dollars, I'm here to double that up
You wanna get high, your job is breakin' it up
Nigga ain't change then he ain't makin' enough
RIP Pimp C, right now I'm off the mud, nigga

[Bridge]
Everybody wanna ball, hundred broads at the mall
Everybody wanna ball, hundred broads at the mall
Everybody wanna ball, hundred broads at the mall
Everybody wanna ball, hundred broads at the mall

[Hook]
I met her at the function
Come and meet me at the function
I met her at the function
So come and meet me at the function
I met her at the function
Come and meet me at the function
I met her at the function
So come and meet me at the function

[Verse 2]
This ain't a slow dance, though no man should hold hands
Poland Spring, my ice grill, don't fold, man
Die by the sword, no Conan
Every bar bury her, everything I earn like pallbearer
[?] where the bitches at?
Meet me at the function and I'm strapped
Cry two tears in a bucket, fuck it
If you leave, better come right back

[Hook]
I met her at the function (Yeah, yeah)
Come and meet me at the function (Yeah, yeah)
I met her at the function, yeah
Come and meet me at the function, the function right now

[Outro]
Sing it, sing it!