The Friendship Song

You and me
Are two in the same
We both push until it breaks
And if it's gonna cave, we're gonna give it
All of our weight

No, we don't need no defense
Spoken out on our behalf
If we're reprehensible
Then we like it like that

No, I don't have many friends
I only ever seem to fuck over them
You're not like the rest of them
You accept me for who I am

And I don't judge you for it, and that's what friendship is

You and me
We'd make a great team
In an apocalypse scenario
Gotta know when to lead
Gotta know when to lay back and follow

I know you wouldn't hesitate
To eat an arm, to save a leg
You're a survivor like me
And Goddammit I like that

No, I don't have many friends
I only ever seem to fuck over them
You're not like the rest of them
You accept me for who I am

And I don't judge you for it, and that's what friendship is

You and me
Can be hard to take
We got alligator mouths and humming bird wings
See ourselves out
Always find a way back in

All alone it's not the same
But together we've got a really good thing
Let's try not to fuck it up
I'll always meet you halfway

No, I don't have many friends
I only ever seem to fuck over them
You're not like the rest of them
You accept me for who I am

Please forgive me for who I am

And I won't judge you for it, and that's what friendship is

And I don't judge you for it and that's what friendship is