The French Prick of Hell’s Fair intro

Now this is a story all about story
Now this is a all about oh, now forget it..

How my life gOT FLIP TURNED UPSide down
And I'd like to shoot my mom

In a champagne glass, born and raised
With my dick out is how I spent most of my days
Chillin' out jackin' relaxing all cool
And all shooting up some guys outside of the school

When a couple of Jews who were shooting my mom
Started making out in a champagne glass
I got shot in my ass and mom got one first class ticket
And said "yo homes, smell ya later"

She gave me a kiss and then she gave me a kiss
And then she gave me orange juice and she gave me a Kix
Mmmm.... This is badass yo
Mmmmmmmmm...

In my mom, born and raised
Said "I might as well kick it"
When I came out there was a pussy
.....
I'll tell you how I became gay

When I came out there was a dude, looked like my mom
He gave me a kiss
This might be alright

But wait a cop standing there gave me a ticket
I put my sunglasses on and said "I might as well rip it"