The Four Way Crimp (Boosh)

Aye______

{Intro- accompanied by LH & LR gestures}
Crimpity Crimpity now now
Crimpity Crimpity ask me how
Crimpity Crimpity humble pie
Crimpity Crimpity

Boing Ding Bong Bong Ting
Crimpity Crimpity
Ping Pong

Sugar man Light source
Why did you come to me?
Put me in a coma
Woke up in the future...

[Ascending pitch/]
ROBOT MAN can you help me find my way!!!
[Descending pitch\]
I can't understand the things you say!

[Slight Cockney accent]

Tube mouse I love you so
I took you from the underground and bought you home

[Sonido natural (RP)]

Put you in my jacket pocket, took you to the meeting
Put you in my jacket pocket, took you to the meeting
Put you in my jacket pocket
Put you in my jacket pocket
Put you in my jacket [rinforzando e staccato]
Put you in my jacket

Jean-Claude Jaquetie!
With his jacket on
Jean Claude Jaquetie!
With his jacket off

Jacket on
Jacket off
Jacket on
Jacket off

Ooh oo oo I did a twisty
Ooh oo oo a tiny twisty

[Stringendo to finale]
Crimpity Crimpity now now
Crimpity Crimpity ask me how
Crimpity Crimpity you will pay
Crimpity Crimpity out my way
Boing Ding Bong Bong Ting
Crimpity Crimpity

Fuck you!

(Julian Barratt, Noel Fielding, Michael Fielding & Dave Brown)