The Fight (Skit)

[Skit: The World Famous Tony Williams, Erika Alexander & Shava'sha Dickerson]
Man, this traffic is crazy
We're lost, admit it
We're not lost
We've been goin' around in circles for fifteen minutes
Raquel
This is crazy
Crazy, I know these streets
That's Joe's Club right over there, I used to sing there
I don't wanna hear it
A long time ago
Oh that's right, Tony King
I'm tellin' you, look, go down here, make a left on 1st, go around the park
Stop, stop
We'll be there in five minutes, watch
Why not more?
You don't know who I am?
No, please
I'm world famous
This is crazy
You know, bein' with you is, like, it's weird
Raquel
'Cause it's, like, down with two different people
I know where I'm going
Yeah, if you know where you're going, let's get there
Let's get there, Tony, let's do it
And why does Sloisha always have to be there to come with us everywhere we go?
Uh, no you didn't
That's my road dog
Thank you
I don't tell you who to hang with, don't-
Oh my God
That's right, forever
Can I go ride in-
Shut up
Uh, no you didn't
That's your problem
She's here, that's my road dog
That's right
No, that's your problem
Maybe I haven't been getting much of anything, so I knew there was gon' be no action
Exactly, that's right, I'm actually-
You don't have to always listen to her, you don't even respect what I have to say, that's the problem
You know what I think?
You think?
You know what I think?
She thinks
The man who sleeps on the floor cannot fall out of bed