The Feminist Song

[Spoken Word: Feminist and Rucka Rucka Ali]
Yo Rucka Rucka
Yeah?
I got a question
What's up?
Would you- would you consider yourself to be feminist by chance?
Uh, yeah. I'm a sincere feminist
Yeah yeah, like yeah yeah, I'm a feminist but not like "rape survivor" feminist, you get me?

[Verse 1: Z-FLO]
I'm a feminist I'm ugly
I hate Football and Rugby
I don't shave so I'm fuzzy
I wear glasses and I'm chubby
Although lots of us are vegans
And boys, they are the meanest
We want to cut off their penises
Maybe ship them to Sweden
I fight for women's rights
Though fighting I don't do any
I wear pants instead of panties
Because we're secretly trannies
Guys are jerks, if you disagree then you are mansplaining
We are always right, and always angry

[Spoken Word: Feminist and Z-FLO]
Okay, first off, that shit is not true
Okay, which part?
I don't want to cut off men's penises, I just want to castrate them so they can't make any more men
That's the same damn thing! What the-

[Verse 2: Z-FLO]
We are feminist lesbians
All hate messy men
Takin' shots of estrogen
We're Feminists
We're taking jokes serious
Point blank period
Always on our periods
We're Feminists

[Verse 3: Rucka Rucka Ali]
I'm a terrorist throwin' shit
At people I don't wanna hear
It's time to fight for freedom
From ideas that I don't agree with
If I see you speaking at my university
I'll start a fire on the campus
"You sexist fascist!"
I'm a bitch with 4 degrees
In menstrual culture studies
I'd like to be referred to as a [Chewbacca growl]-sexual, please!
Don't hold the door for me, that's door rape!
Do you even Buzzfeed?
I'll feed my child here
So what if he's 14?"

[Spoken Word: Feminist and Rucka Rucka Ali]
So we gonna end the oppression of women or what?
Uhhh, yeah!
Ok, so where we gonna start?
Uhhhhhh...
How about the Middle East?
No, not there
But women are treated like shit over there! We gotta go help 'em out!
Dude, what are you, racist?
That has never been proven!

[Verse 3: Z-FLO]
We are feminist lesbians
All hate messy men
Takin' shots of estrogen
We're Feminists
We're taking jokes serious
Point blank period
Always on our periods
We're Feminists

[Spoke Word: Z-FLO, Feminist, and Rucka Rucka Ali]
See, this song right here is a perfect example
A perfect example of why I hate men
Because women are oppressed by stupid songs like this shit, why you gotta make all these assumptions about feminists?

That's all men are good for. Sitting on their ass all day, playing call of duty, making lots of money, and don't get me started on chivalry. Chivalry is dead and needs to come back, because women are more than just a piece of ass, so fuck this song, fuck Z-FLO, fuck Rucka Rucka, and you know what? I'm gonna press charges on you for this song, you're gonna end up...

Lady, lady, lady, lady. It's just a joke
It is?
Yes!
Oh, my bad
Still gonna press charges though