The Fat Kid That Liked Wario A Little Too Much

be in class
morbidly obese fat kid also in class
his name was Stephen
infamous for being 300Ib in 5th grade
gets obsessed with Wario Land 3
always has his GameBoy Color and Wario Land 3
got it taken up a few times but always got it back and kept bringing it to school
didn't even understand the games, just liked wario
made up moves that Wano did
basically just put "Wario" before whatever he was doing
"Wario Punch!", "Wario Stomp", "Wario Pile Driver", etc
Always wants to play "Wario" at recess but no one knows what that even is so no one did
anyway so in class one day
teacher asks class a question
Stеphen raises his hand to answer
actually triеs to answer, doesn't say anything Wario related
gets it wrong
smartass teacher's pet cunt sitting next to him laughs and provides the right answer
Stephen is visibly angered
turns to her and screams "MY MUSTACHE HAS DEEMED THAT YOU GET MY WARIO STEAM"
Leans away from her, ass pointed right at her
Stephen, no.wav
rips the mightiest of ass right at her
Swear I saw her hair gust back from the blast
she's the first to smell it
she pukes on the spot
whole class starts to smell like the foulest shit I may have ever smelled
we don't even wait for the teacher to dismiss us, everyone piles out into the hall
Stephen got SS for 3 days
smartass cunt never spoke up again
Stephen's probably dead, he was morbidly obese all the way through highschool too