Jordan Sunlight
Jordan Sunlight
Jordan Sunlight
Jordan Sunlight
Jordan Sunlight
Jordan Sunlight
Jordan Sunlight
Jordan Sunlight
I trusted a very good friend with my ship
I presumed he would not take it adrift
But I've just learned that it has been washed ashore
And my ship will lay broken forevermore
Captain Crunch is not a real captain
Captain Crunch is not a real captain
He explained it was merely a nickname of his
So I don't really need to get up in his biz
I got up and punched that idiot in the nose
We no longer speak, this happened 30 years ago
Captain Crunch is not a real captain
Captain Crunch is not a real captain
The False Cap’n was written by Jordan Sunlight.
The False Cap’n was produced by Jordan Sunlight.
Jordan Sunlight released The False Cap’n on Mon Jan 24 2022.