The Fall of Logan Paul

[Verse 1]
So here's a story 'bout an ignorant neanderthal
Who opened his skull and swapped his brain out for a bowling ball
And grew his ego so fat that his head blew up and left him blind
So I'll write this in Braille so he can use his hands to read my rhymes
I wanna talk directly to ya, just a little bit
Time do daddy up, I gotta teach you how real people live
You can't just get away with whatever you like
Livin' your life
Through the approval of these helpless kids eyes, yah!

I just wish that you could suck a little less
Because millions of teenagers think you're the fuckin' best
And in their minds, they think you are the Zenith of success
But I digress
There are too many problems I must address
You try to sell your disrespect as being different
Saying "buy my merch", "be a Maverick", and "dent the universe"
It's like a curse
Witness you brainwash these helpless kids
Teaching 'em that careless actions don't have real consequences, yah!

Now I got only disdain in my heart
For all the bullshit that you pull but this time you went too far
I wish you'd get in your car
And take a long drive off a short pier
Lost for eternity, never to reappear
You know you've shown your true colors now
The ultimate reveal
When you walked into the forest and you couldn't appeal
To a shred of human decency
It's easy to see
That you're a pompous cunt with shitty hair and no grip on reality

The Fall of Logan Paul
The Fall of Logan Paul
The Fall of Logan Paul
The Fall of Logan Paul

[Verse 2]
Buckle up bitch, welcome to the second verse
Ya prolly wish it was over but it's about to get worse
Verbal castration, I put your balls in a purse
I know it hurts
Your only option is the back of the hearse
So make yourself comfortable while you're still alive
And we can take a little trip up to Rodeo Drive
And wave one last goodbye to all your little L.A. fans
I'll point and laugh at their tears
Holdin' your balls in my other hand

I apologize, I got carried away
I mentioned your balls twice, does that mean I have the gay?
It doesn't matter either way
I got this awful disease
Where I'm allergic to bullshit, Logan you're making me sneeze

You're more transparent than a water glass held up to the sunlight
In the ring with 'good decisions', man, I bet that'd be some fight
Hope you lie awake all night
Wandering how to act right
Pray to God to show you mercy and relieve you of your plight, yah!

"He said sorry man, what more can he do?
He's just being a Maverick, I'm sorry that offended you
He said it was an accident so he still has my support
What's the big deal?
All he did was Vlog and laugh with a corpse (hehe)"

Listen up, I only wanna say this once
You can not live your life like it's one big publicity stunt
So gather all your Maverick merch and light that shit on fire
I promise you will thank me when your adolescence expires