[Chorus]
Please stop actin' like you’re any more than a dude who won a hat
(Because you're not)
Wearin' my merch you’re a bitter ex-fan mad that you didn't get a collab
(So true ya)
I got better things to do than go to war with a little weird Mormon boy
(Little boy)
You can pray to God but he can't protect you when the fury of The UNK deploys
[Verse 1]
You made a diss and I never even watched it
Still there's a line boy and you went and crossed it
You attend church you should know about crosses
I'ma call your Bishop and tell him ready the coffin
Tell me what you thought kid I'd go unresponsive?
Cause you sat in a chair and acted all obnoxious?
It's funny how you study religion yet you're a monster
Dressin’ prim and proper but really an impostor
Let’s tell the people what the story really is
You're a shitty rapper that won’t make it in the biz
And our only connection is that you won a hat
Through a twitter contest back when you were a fan
Then you took the hat and made a video with it
Then deleted the video cause you looked like an idiot
You wanted to chat lots but I didn't want that
Why is this story so similar to the song "Stan"?
[Chorus]
Please stop actin' like you're any more than a dude who won a hat
(Because you’re not)
Wearin' my merch you're a bitter ex-fan mad that you didn't get a collab
(So true ya)
I got better things to do than go to war with a little weird Mormon boy
(Little boy)
You can pray to God but he can't protect you when the fury of The UNK deploys
[Verse 2]
You sent a bunch of messages, I must not-a got em
You went form superfan to somebody who wants a problem
There's pictures of you wearin' my hoodie because you bought it
Too bad your idol is about to leave you FUCKING BODIED
How can an Anti-Bullying rapper go make a diss?
I'm supposed to have my hands tied while you swing a fist?
That's a negative I'm standing up for myself
Careful Ferret, my dark side is bad for your health
You really think I'm afraid of a Mormon church kid?
I grew up in the Queen city battling serpents
And demons outta all them you're the weakest
I don't even need to try and I can rip you to pieces
The reason you're doing this is to use my name
To try to market your music because your music is lame
How can I end a career that doesn't exist?
Lock the ferret in a cage and toss it off the bridge
[Chorus]
Please stop actin' like you're any more than a dude who won a hat
(Because you're not)
Wearin' my merch you're a bitter ex-fan mad that you didn't get a collab
(So true ya)
I got better things to do than go to war with a little weird Mormon boy
(Little boy)
You can pray to God but he can't protect you when the fury of The UNK deploys
[Verse 3]
I don't wanna be negative but what am I to do
When an envious goof disses me on YouTube?
Sittin' there in his stupid little penguin mask
Did your mommy mask that mask in arts and crafts?
I know it's so harsh the Dark UNK is dark
But Colby you released him it's all your fault
So sleep tight real tight with a thousand nightmares
And we're not done though we're not quite there
It's funny how you tried to be the mediator
Between me and the haters and then you became one
You chase clout so hard the facts are true
Thank me I'm the reason anyone knows you
Now get off my coattails you little parasite
Your head's full of demons I know you're scared of the night
Take it like a man and lay in the bed you made
I mean the cemetery Ferrin, go lay in your grave
THE EXTERMINATION (Colby the Ferret Diss) was written by Unkle Adams.
THE EXTERMINATION (Colby the Ferret Diss) was produced by Dansonn.
Unkle Adams released THE EXTERMINATION (Colby the Ferret Diss) on Sat Aug 10 2019.