The Evil Clergyman

Hello, and welcome to Inconclusive Arguments. In today's conference, we have a psychologist, a guru, an athlete, a freak, a scientist, a dictator, an Anarchist, a mass murderer, a composer, a human vegetable, and a complete outsider. Let's open the discussion with you, er, what gives? That look of revelation on the athlete's face, the complete outsider is the centre of attention - Just what is the human vegetable doing to the psychologist? The freak is eating up the mass murderer. Oh my god, terrifying vistas of reality, and our position therein are being opened up to us all. This is the worst thing that's happened to mankind, and in the studio they've opted for a new dark age, but your commentator has gone stark raving mad