The Egg 2088

[Intro]
The year is 2088
Civilization as we know it has completely collapsed
The world is in total anarchy
And all the cities have burned to the ground
Except for one: Crystal Lake, Illinois
Where all the humans who desire to maintain order reside
In the center of the city there is a massive egg with a 300 foot circumfrence
All of the citizens of Crystal Lake use this giant egg for their electricity
It has becomе integral to maintaining a failing of a life in such an apocalyptic state of thе world
However, one morning, screams echo through the town
A one thousand foot tall hen stomps over the city walls
It's come to retrieve its egg from the reaches of humanity

[Pre-Drop]
What's going on?
What's going on?
Consume the egg
Are you ready?

[Drop]
What's going on?

[Pre-Drop]
Oh hey mister hen
You want your egg back?
Ha! Well why don't you come and fucking take it?

[Bridge]
This is the ultimate showdown
The citizens of Crystal Lake, Illinois
Versus
The one thousand foot tall hen
Let's begin with the humans
Three, two, one, fight!

[Verse 1: The Humans]
Who came first, (yuh) the egg or the chicken?
Well the egg came first, and your ass'll get a kickin' (yuh)
Rotisserie style we'll impale you on a stick (let's go)
And rush you in the oven to the sound of the lick

Hey fool [?] comin' for the chicken
Comin' for our egg but your ass get a kickin'
Move out the way 'cause Suggest a Name has risen
To steal your fucking kid, now give us the pigeon

[Verse 2: The Hen]
Yuh, buck buck cluck cluck bucka bucka cluck
Kidding I speak english, bitch you gullible as fuck
[?] humans are lazy
The only name I suggest is Cringe Nae Nae Baby

[Verse 3: The Humans]
You got egg on your face and I sure didn't lay it
Your rhymes are a disgrace, just had to say it
If you try to steal our egg, you're drunker than Oli (hang on, what?)
Chokin' on his cock, 'cause that's what they call me

Who won?
Who's next?
You decide!

[Outro] (each paragraph said at the same time)
Major. Noah. God, please wake up. We're All Nighter 7 now, you've been in a coma for a year and a half. Please, wake up

Major, come on, man, you gotta wake up. Please wake up, man. I'm gonna be sick, Major. Bet you, come on man, I'm gonna be sick if you don't wake up. (coughing)

Major. Major. Maaajor. Noah. Noah. You've gotta wake up, man. Major, you've gotta wake up. Please!

Noah. Pleeease wake up, Major. Please wake up, I'm begging you. I'll take you to Olive Garden, I'll be [?]. You need to wake up. You need to listen to me. You need to wake up!