The Earth Side of the Moon

Meats, foods, and vegetables
Grains and dairy
There's a town in Indiana known as Gary
And it's quite scary
Let's wander into the desert
So I can look into your eyes
Let's wander into the desert
And see which one of us dies first
Most likely gonna be of thirst
Man that idea's the worst
It makes no sense to marry Claire De Lune
She's a treasure chest with nary a doubloon
I kissed her on the Earth side of the moon
I don't know when her time is coming but mine's coming soon
Snowcaps, Jujubes, and Raisinettes
I'm going to Las Vegas going to place some bets
Do all my betting off track
Always bet on black
Let's go into the jungle and dance around like a jerk
Let's go out to the jungle to do some field work
Observe the ways of the gorilla
Study the gorilla
Me and gorilla gonna have a good time
Me and gorilla gonna have a good time
Me and my best girl gonna have a good time
It makes no sense to marry Claire De Lune
She's a treasure chest with nary a doubloon
I kissed her on the Earth side of the moon
I don't know when her time is coming but mine's coming soon