The Earth Didn’t Move (You’re Just Hung Over Again)

You say the earth moved, and you're being literal
And since you stopped shaving you say you feel natural
You don't brush your teeth, you don't care about enamel
You're watching the skies and the Weather Channel

And just one more night like that
Just one more slight mishap
And I'm sending you to a posh rehab
The earth didn't move, you're just hung over again

You were wrapped in a quilt up to your navel
And your stomach hurt from the Walker's Red Label
And the keyboard’s broke and so is the stool
You said you could feel it in еvery last molecule

But just onе more night like that
Just one more slight mishap
And I'm sending you to a posh rehab
The earth didn't move, you're just hung over again

You chalked it up to happenstance
And bet me your record label's advance
But I know you're over, everybody knows you're over

Your third husband left 'cause he couldn't keep up
But nobody cares about the songs that you sung
‘Cause the ones you wrote and just gave away
They’re the only reason you still get paid

But just one more night like that
Just one more tiny mishap
And I'm sending you to a posh rehab
The earth didn't move, you're just hung over…
And just one more night like that
(You say the earth moved, and you're being literal)
Just one more slight mishap
(And since you stopped shaving you say you feel natural)
And I'm sending you to a posh rehab
(You don't brush your teeth, you don't care about enamel)
The earth didn't move, you've just got the shakes
(You're watching the skies)

You're just hung over again