​the duck song

[intro]
Can't believe I'm doing this, but without further ado...

[Verse 1]
The duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man, running the stand
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?"
The man said "No, we just sell lemonade
But it’s cold, and it's fresh, and it’s all homemade
Can I get you a glass?"
The duck said, "Nah, I’ll pass."

[Chorus]
Then he waddled away (waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away (waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away (waddle waddle)
'Til the very next day
Bum bum bum bum bum ba-dum

[Verse 2]
The duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man, running the stand
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?"
The man said "No, like I said yesterday
We just sell lemonade, okay?
Why not give it a try?"
He duck said, "Goodbye!"

[Chorus]
Then he waddled away (waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away (waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away (waddle waddle)
'Til the very next day
Bum bum bum bum bum ba-bum

[Verse 3]
The duck walked up to a lemonade stand
And he said to the man, running the stand
"Hey! (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?"
The man said "Look, this is getting old
I mean, lemonade’s probably all that we’ve ever sold
Why not give it a go?"
The duck said
"How about, no."

[Chorus]
Then you guessed it, he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
'Til the very next day
Bum bum bum bum bum ba-dum

[Verse 4]
The duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man, running the stand
"Hey, (Bum bum bum) Got any grapes?"
The man said "THAT’S IT!
If you don’t stay away, Duck
I’ll glue you to a tree and leave you there all day, stuck
So don’t get to close!"
The duck said
Adios

[Chorus]
And yet again, he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
And he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
'Til the very next day
Bum bum bum bum bum ba-dum

[Verse 5]
The duck walked up to a lemonade stand
And he said to the man, running the stand
"Hey (Bum bum bum) Got any glue?"
"Excuse me, what?"
"I said, 'Got any glue?'"
"No, why would- oh!"
"And one more question for you!" (Please don't ask me that again, man, please. I'm begging you.)
"Got any grapes?" (Oh, Jesus Christ, I swear one day I'm gonna kill you. I swear to God.)
Bum bum bum, bum bum bum
(Nah, man. You like having me around, don't you?)

[Verse 6]
Nah man you like having me around dont you
And the man just stopped
Then he started to smile
He started to laugh
He laughed for a while
He said
"Come on duck, let’s walk to the store
I’ll buy you some grapes
So you won’t have to ask anymore."
So they walked to the store
And the man bought some grapes
He gave one to the duck and the duck said
"Hmm... No thanks." (What..?) But you know what sounds good?"
It would make my day. (Don't you dare.. don't you dare say it.)
Do you think this store... (Don't you dare say it.)
Do you think this store... (Please, don't actually say it, please.)
Do you think this store... (I swear to Christ if you say it.)
Has any… lemonade? (WHAT?! I literally sell lemonade!)

[Chorus]
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
Then he waddled away
(Waddle waddle)
'Til the very next day
Bum bum bum bum bum ba-dum