The Doctor vs Dr. Phil - Ultimate Rap Battles

The Doctor:
Let's drop the fake acts and false fronts
I've got lots to say on this bloodhunt
I've shocked thousands round the clock yet I'm silenced
Thinking how you did you little grift without a license
Listen to me Phillip you're a braindead quack
With a lame cash grab loved by trailer trash
While I thread the wires through the corridors of power
All your guests destroy their lives for you to profit for an hour

Dr. Phil:
He's got wires in his brain and a mouth full of cud
He murdered for the state and he never had a bud
I'm taking all your killings up to task
Today on Dr. Phil… I'll whoop your ass
I heard the CIA would used to torment folks with music
But if I have to bare your raps again then I might really lose it
You're thinking that you'll drive me mad because I say you're cruel?
Then between you and your torture bag you're the dullest tool
So you never got hugged now you're pushing folks to doom
Wanna dig your way out of this? You'll need more than a spoon
Cause it's a bad deal trading up your soul for a demon
Who simply doesn’t give a shit about what you're scheming
Now you're ugly
Disgusting
I'd send you to the ranch but you don't fit there
You're nothing
But trouble
You need a taste of your own medicine doc… the electric chair

The Doctor:
"Always watching"
"never stopping"
"broken limbs besides exhaustion"
These are just a few of the reviews about the ranch you're offering
Grit and bare it, huh? That's your advice?
Hard to find use for it when it's you losing your mind
Upping the current and burning your eyes
Sacrifice hungry you're bound to the skies
Calling me a toady's rich because I'm working with a god, Phil
You're Oprah's bitch
Two-faced second rate snake oil FRAUD
Cameras in their faces sent to cable people watch
But they don't know ‘invasive’ when your brain’s in my control
They can gawk at you forever as a one man show

Dr. Phil:
Set some healthy boundaries away from the mic
Stick to being hounded for the rest of your life
You've always worked with losers none would ever break me in
Cause I keep it all together like a Paperclip, kid
They say a little learning is a dangerous thing
You traded self awareness for MKAwakening
You were chasing freedom past the limits was your wish
But this battle just confirms your place as an eternal bitch