The Discount Song

[Intro]
This one right here goes out to all you people
That have ever paid full price for something that is only worth three fourths of that real price that you paid

[Verse 1]
It's seven in the morning and I'm sitting in the tub
Oh, I'm hungry like a muh, oh, I need me some grub
I said some biscuits nice and hot
Would sure hit the spot
But I'm broke like a joke
So let that discount drop
I pulled up in the drive-thru
Right then I knew
There's no contemplatin'
About my money situation
I have no bacon but I'd like to eat some
You see son hook me up with a free one
I'm broke, I'm broke don't you know
And that's not a joke this brother's poor and cold
I need some meat to complete my week
So hook me up with - what? - combo number three
For five ninety-nine are you outta your mind
For a burger and Sprite and some fries on the side?
And my pocket is thin and your price is too big
So hook me up, oh, with twenty-five percent

[Chorus]
I wanna discount
I wanna discount
I wanna di-di-di-di-di-discount
Oh, it would be nice if I could pay full price
But it's not so just stop and let that discount drop
I wanna discount
I wanna discount
I wanna di-di-di-di-di-discount
Oh, it would be nice if I could pay full price
But it's not so just stop and let that discount drop

[Verse 2]
Now I'm stuck with no money
I need something in my tummy
Cause I'm gettin' really hungry I'm about to die
Have you ever seen a grown man cry?
You ever seen a grown man beg to be hooked up?
Well that's worth a try
Can we help one another?
Come on and hook up a brother
I know I'm not your sister just pretend I am your mother
Cause family discount that's what it's all about
Oh, I need it, I need it, so help a brother out
I'm broke, I'm broke don't poke no fun
I just wanna slim jim or a honey bun
Or how about a pizza for a very special price
And to make it real nice sprinkle red pepper spice
Rah, rah, you're magic ta-dah
Make my price deflate
Don't hate for goodness sake
Be straight and let me take a discount on number eight
I'm in the low money state almost low as my date

[Chorus]
I wanna discount
I wanna discount
I wanna di-di-di-di-di-discount
Oh, it would be nice if I could pay full price
But it's not so just stop and let that discount drop
I wanna discount
I wanna discount
I wanna di-di-di-di-di-discount
Oh, it would be nice if I could pay full price
But it's not so just stop and let that discount drop

[Bridge]
Alright looky here my brethren
I know there's times when that money's tight
And you just wanna take out that dime piece to a nice dinner
Like the Red Lobster or Applebee's
Heh, I feel you
Well I tell you what you store this message in your little heart
And when you get there you use it
And if and when it works, you might as well go and bless yourself with some dessert too
Alright let's try this out

[Chorus]
I wanna discount
I wanna discount
I wanna di-di-di-di-di-discount
Oh, it would be nice if I could pay full price
But it's not so just stop and let that discount drop
I wanna discount
I wanna discount
I wanna di-di-di-di-di-discount
Oh, it would be nice if I could pay full price
But it's not so just stop and let that discount drop
I wanna discount
I wanna discount
I wanna di-di-di-di-di-discount
Oh, it would be nice if I could pay full price
But it's not so just stop and let that discount drop
I wanna discount
I wanna discount
I wanna di-di-di-di-di-discount
Oh, it would be nice if I could pay full price
But it's not so just stop and let that discount drop