The Dirty Vortex

You say you never been this far west before
So let me let you in on some western lore
And if you think you know about it, better sit some more
Because no book in the store could give a better tour
Than if you came to my house about 11 at night
And I came walking out with a big flashlight
And we took three lefts, then we took two rights
And I said first check your brain, bitch, then check your sight
'Cause you'll be seeing some shit that don't look quite right

We in the Dirty 'Herst
Simultaneously the best and the worst
We in the 4-1-3 and
Nobody else knows reality like we

First we'll stop on the common, but you can't light up
'Cause there's kids walking dogs and there's lezzies making up
So we'll dip behind the library
So you can light up your fucking tree
And with that William's Wonder pumpin' through your lungs
You can start to hang out with the rarest of pugs
And when you start picking up certain other drugs, man
You'll really start to see
Just how close and how far we come from B.C
We got the the same time in the present and the past
And we know nothing good is ever gonna last
'Cause as soon as you perceive it man it's already passed

To the kids swimming lap at the War Memorial:
I'm gonna offer you a quick tutorial
If you wanna get just as fucked up as us
You gotta get hurt by somebody that you trust
And a bag of mushrooms is a definite must
So when you get to the point where you’re ready to bust
And your body won't let you feel anything but lust
And you look around and see there's nobody you can trust?

Call me
I'm in the 4-1-3

We been swimming in the vortex since the end of time!
We got middle schoolers down the block looking like Grimes
And some kids in the parking lot throwing down rhymes
And some hicks in their pickup trucks slinging out dimes
'Cause the Dirty 'Herst was born on a bed of green grass
And the only you'll really know is when you get ass
All my friends like "Uo, Ego got laid,"
And I'm like "Nah kids, I'd rather got paid,"
'Cause everything around us is something that we made
We been disturbed since the second grade
And all our perception ever does is fade...

...out