The Dick Song

Well, I've got something to get off my chest
I've got a person that scares me to death
First name is Dick and you all know the rest
Well I've got something I've just got to say
This vice president will make us pay
We're inching closer to Judgment Day

"...and I don't think it would surprise the American people
I have killed hundreds of people" [Dick Cheney]
"Fellow citizens? I'm armed with knives" [Dick Cheney]
"The Great Satan" [unknown speaker]

My name is Cheney, I got no remorse
(run run run, Cheney's got a gun)
I get my way or I get to use force
On anyone
You know he's evil, he's not of this race
(run run run, Cheney's having fun)
He used a shotgun to blow off a face
He's still not done

Dick Cheney, Son of Satan
He is the Chosen One

He's starting wars at the drop of a hat
(run run run, Cheney's got a gun)
He says he's certain he's driving them back
Were almost done
Let's have another, let's fuck with Iran
(run run run, Cheney's having fun)
It pleases Satan when there's blood on the hands
Of his Number One

Dick Cheney, Son of Satan
He is the Chosen One
(run run run run)

"Birdshot fired from the Vice President's weapon
Apparently wounded a fellow hunter" [unknown speaker]
"I'm the guy who pulled the trigger" [Dick Cheney]
"I think they're in the last throes of the insurgency" [Dick Cheney]

The smell of money keeps him alive
(run run run, Cheney's got a gun)
He thinks it's funny when the bodies arrive
What's done is done
The occupation of Satan is near
(run run run, Cheney's having fun)
Now Revelation is oh so near
For everyone

Dick Cheney, Son of Satan
He is the chosen one
(run run run run)

"Satan's emissary on Earth"
(run run run run run run run run)
"Satan's emissary on Earth"
(run run run run run run run run)
"Satan's emissary on Earth"
(run run run run run run run run)
"Satan's emissary on Earth"
(run run run run run run run run)