The Diary of Horace Wimp

[Instrumental Intro]

[Verse 1]
Monday (Monday)
Late again today
He'd be in trouble
Though he'd say he was sorry
He'd have to hurry out
To the bus

[Verse 2]
Tuesday (Tuesday)
Horace was so sad
He'd never had a girl
That he could care for
And if he was late once more
He'd be out, uh-oh

[Pre-Chorus]
Don't be afraid
Just knock on the door
Well, he just stood there
Mumblin' and fumblin'
Then a voice from above

[Chorus]
Said, "Horace Wimp, this is your life
Go out and find yourself a wife
(Come on, Horace)
Make a stand and be a man
And you will have a great life plan"
(You can do it)
(Come on, Horace)

[Verse 3]
Wednesday (Wednesday)
Horace met a girl
She was small
And she was very pretty
He thought he was in love
He was afraid, uh-oh

[Verse 4]
Thursday (Thursday)
Asked her for a date
The café down the street
Tomorrow evening
His head was reeling
When she said, "Yes, okay"

[Pre-Chorus]
Don't be afraid
Just knock on the door
Well, he just stood there
Mumblin' and fumblin'
Then a voice from above

[Chorus]
Said, "Horace Wimp, this is your life
Go out and find yourself a wife
(Come on, Horace)
Make a stand and be a man
And you will have a great life plan"
(You can do it)
(Come on, Horace)

[Verse 5]
Friday (Friday)
Horace, this is it
He asks the girl
If maybe they could marry
When she says, "Gladly"
Horace cries, boo-hoo

[Verse 6]
Sunday (Sunday)
Everybody's at the church
When Horace rushes in
And says, "Now here comes my wife
For the rest of my life"
And she did

[Pre-Chorus]
Don't be afraid
Just knock on the door
Well, he just stood there
Mumblin' and fumblin'
Then a voice from above

[Chorus]
Said, "Horace Wimp, this is your wife
Go out and find yourself a life
(You can do it)
Make a stand and be a man
And you will have a great life plan"
(Horace Wimp)
(Horace, Horace, Horace, Horace)
(Horace, Horace, Horace, Horace)
(Horace, Horace, Horace, Horace)

[Outro]
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday
Friday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday
Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Sunday
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday
Friday, Sunday (Horace Wimp)
Monday, Tuesday (Horace Wimp)
Wednesday, Thursday (Horace Wimp)
Friday, Sunday (Horace Wimp)
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