The Death That I Deservioli (Lap 2) WITH LYRICS

[Peppino, Spoken]
Okey dokey
Three hours-a, dozens of attemps-a, alla-da-Toppins, unfortunately-a Gerome

[Gerome]
Forgettin' the secret treasure? That's a paddlin'

[Peppino, Spoken]
Keepin'-a-da combo by ANY MEANS NECESSARY!

[Cheese Slime]
WHY CAN I FEEL PAIN I'M JUST CHEESE

[Peppino, Spoken]
All that's left is-a-da second lap, then the P Rank is-a mine!
𝗟𝗲𝘁𝘀-𝗮-𝗴𝗼

[Peppino]
Pizza Time might shake me to my core
But this chef is dead set on a high score!

Will I perish? Probably for sure
But the dangers half of the allure!

Stay calm...
No fear...
Just one more try!

Run fast...
Through here...
OH MY GOD, MORE STUPID FORKKNIGHT GUYS

[Forkknight, (Peppino)]
At arms soldiers, gather up the crew (Focus, watch out)
I can sense a foe we can bump in to (can't just plow through)
Raise your forks, you all know what to do (No need, to shout)
WAIT IS THAT YOU (WAIT IS THAT YOU)

Wait don't kill me! I know that I've stunned (You have, led to)
You fifty times, It was all in good fun! (Countless failed runs!)
I'll back off, just don't hit me a ton! (I will, launch you)
INTO THE SUN?! (INTO THE SUN)

[Back to just Peppino]
Don't-a stop and think, It's way too absurd
All this for a big letter P?
Comboing-a stinks, I feel like a nerd
So why does this matter to me?

It won't make me rich, won't earn any more
But this is about-a my pride!
I just gotta ditch this guy at the door, and grab the treasure inside!

[Peppino, (Gerome), Spoken]
Ok-a Gerome, time to- ARE YOU EATING ON-A THE JOB?!
(Relax, I'm on break. I took my 15.)
Seconds?
(Minutes.)
I CAN'T-A WAIT THAT LONG! *yeets Gerome though the door*

[Peppino]
Got it...
Nabbed it...
Now to descend!

Though I...
Grabbed it...
I'm still only halfway to the end!

Don't-a stop and think, you're in too deep dish
To bail on your 56th run!
What a huge timesink, Marone I wish
I knew why I'm still having fun!

I'm-a in the zone, a vessel of death
Like a train with no brakes that can't stop!
All these skills I've honed, will carry my quest-
WAIT THERE'S TWO SECONDS LEFT ON THE CLOCK?!
𝗛𝗔𝗛𝗔𝗛𝗔𝗛𝗔

[Pizza Face]
PEPPINO
YOU'RE MINE!
YOU'VE TAKEN FAR TOO MUCH TIME FOR A SIMPLE JOG TO THE EXIT DOOR-
HEY HANG ON WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING FOR?
DON'T TELL ME THIS IS YOUR SECOND LAP
YOU'RE STILL OBSESSED WITH THAT P RANK CRAP?
YOU KNOW I'M GOING TO BLOW YOUR SITE TO SMITHEREENS TOMORROW RIGHT?

THERE'S SO MANY WORLDS THAT YOU HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN
LIKE A FOREST FULL OF GNOMES WHERE YOUR CLOTHES ARE GREEN
A DESERT SALOON
A PLANET FULL OF CHEESE
FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S, IS THIS WHERE YOU WANNA BE?
BUT YOU'RE ON THE FIRST FLOOR, LETTING ALL THAT DISAPPEAR
JUST FOR BRAGGING RIGHTS TO BAGGING SLIGHTLY FLAWLESS CLEARS
IF THATS HOW YOU WANT IT GO AHEAD AND HAVE A BALL
BUT YOU'LL FIND OUT SOON WHAT YOU WANTED IS WHAT YOU DON'T WANT AT ALL

[Peppino]
Yet here you are chasing after me!
Just complaining I'm remaining, should I stay for lap 3?
I could, know the level like the top of my head!
And it's just-a as barren, all the enemies are dead!

The doors in sight, I'll win the race!
I don't care what it takes, I'm never pumpin' on the brakes!

I'm a master of this level on a level you'll never know
So revel in my taunts and throws
Now eat my crust cus
YOU'RE TOO SLOW!

Almost...
Made it...
I'm-a gonna win!

I can...
Taste it...
ALL THAT'S LEFT TO DO IS STEP ON IN!

[Peppino on the rank screen]
Look at me world, I'm the picture of perfection
Combo completion, a flawless food and points collection
Perfect muscle memory has given me a
MASSIVE
GLEAMING
*Peppino gets Peppin-owned by one more Forkknight*
...S?