The Dark Ministry

(The Undertaker) Intro: (0:00:01 - 0:00:05)
The Undertaker speaking in tongues

(Poncho) Verse 1: (0:00:07 - 0:00:37)
It feels so good ta be evil
It feels so good ta be a bad boy
It feels so good ta be "The Dark Ministry"
And it feels so good ta be "The Boss"
I said it feels so good ta be a Villian
It feels so good ta be with "The Devil"
I say it feels so good ta be with "Demons"
And it feels so good not to do good

(Poncho) Chorus: (0:00:38 - 0:00:51)
If you get our way; you will get cut
If you get in our way; you will get hurt
If you get in our way; you will be sacrified
And you will be forced to join the darkside

(Poncho) Bridge: (0:00:51 - 0:01:04)
You will be forced to join "The Ministry"
And you will be forced to get sacrified
And if you don't wanna be sacrified
Then you will come over to "The Undertaker's side"

(Poncho) Verse 2: (0:01:05 - 0:01:45)
You will come over to "The Undertaker's side"
And you will bow your knees to him
And when you bow your knees to him
He will make you so much better
But if you diss or cross him over
Then he will toss you into "The Grave"
He will put you in "The Casket"
And bury you deep for good
He will bury you 6 feet deep into the ground
For good then nobody will ever see you for good
Nobody will ever see you
Nobody ever will hear you
Nobody will ever think of you
Because of "The Undertaker" got rid of you

(Poncho) Interlude: (0:01:46 - 0:02:08)
Man ya see; over the years man I've been good
But I decided to be evil for a change
Ya know I don't give a crap
About the world; I don't care about
"Vince Mcmahon"
All I care about is me and my beliefs
And I'm on "The Darkside"

(Poncho) Verse 3: (0:02:08 - 0:02:35)
I went over to "The Darkside" for a change
Because it felt good and great
And when I went over to the Dark (Lovin) Side
I got so much better
I got so much evil and hate
In me that I want to puke in my head
Puke in my mind; puke in my spirit
But I'm not doin good; I'm doin evil

(Poncho) Chorus: (0:02:35 - 0:02:49)
If you get our way; you will get cut
If you get in our way; you will get hurt
If you get in our way; you will be sacrified
And you will be forced to join the darkside

(Poncho) Bridge: (0:02:49 - 0:03:02)
You will be forced to join "The Ministry"
And you will be forced to get sacrified
And if you don't wanna be sacrified
Then you will come over to "The Undertaker's side"

(Poncho) Verse 4: (0:03:03 - 0:03:43)
You will come over to "The Undertaker's side"
Just like "Kane" I will throw you out
Just like "Stone Cold Steve Austin"
I will bury you deep
Just like "The Rock" I will tombstone you
If you don't want to cross me over
Be like "The Acolytes" and join my team
We got Viscera, Mideon, Triple H
Shane Mcmahon, The Big Bossman
Chyna, and Vince Mcmahon
We got "The Crew" "The Corporate Ministry"
We got "The Corporation" on our side
And I got "The Ministry of Darkness"
And it feels so good ta be evil

(Poncho) Interlude: (0:03:43 - 0:04:05)
Man I'm tellin ya; it feels great
And I'm tremendously honored
To be "The Dark Ministry"
I am "The Undertaker"
And you will (Rest In Peace)

(Poncho) Ending: (0:04:06 - 0:04:26)
You will respect "The Undertaker"
And you will bow down
And join "The Darkside"