[Chorus: Smooth Mike]
I'm not scared of the dark
Or zombies or the boogie man
I'm not scared of demons and things that I can't see
I'm not scared of motherfucking monsters or ghosts and goblins
I'm not scared of fuckin' conmen or freaks
I'm not scared of the Devil, Jesus, or that other guy
I'm not scared of anyones imaginary friends
I'm not scared of God
[Verse 1: Smooth Mike]
I love you so much, and all I do is care
And everytime I think about you leaving I get scared
So promise that you'll promise not to leave
And I promise that I'll promise not to eat you while you sleep
And I'll protect you from the Devil, he'll never ever get you
Give me all your children and I'll promise to protect you
You'll hear me in your dreams through voices in your head
Question if I'm real I'll make your family dissapear (you'll see)
I love you more than you could understand
I love you so much it makes my eyes bleed
But don't you try and find me
I'm real like the voices that you hear
I'm real like the promises I made to make your family dissapear
You only breathe because I let you
I also made the earth and put the Devil here to test you
I never fuckin' rest dude
My voice inside your head is like a guide to all your fears
I promise you I'm real, I'll make your family dissapear
[Verse 2: Smooth Mike]
I used to be a stupid fuckin' dinosaur
Everybody thinks that I'm a motherfuckin' alien
I change my mind a couple times and everybody thinks I'm fuckin' crazy
I guess this silly universe will never understand me
Speak about the Devil once or twice and I get beat up
The Devil isn't real, just relax and get your feet up
Jesus said; nothing you morons
'cause Jesus is as real as the Devil
(he's as real as the Devil)
(he's as real as the Devil)
[Chorus: Smooth Mike]
I'm not scared of the dark
Or zombies or the boogie man
I'm not scared of demons and things that I can't see
I'm not scared of motherfucking monsters or ghosts and goblins
I'm not scared of fuckin' conmen or freaks
I'm not scared of the Devil, Jesus, or that other guy
I'm not scared of anyones imaginary friends
I'm not scared of God