The DangerZone

[verse 1]

Yo

I'm the type of person with a misguided purpose
And violent urges of going to the hospitals and fighting vermin after spilling gasoline on the floor
Throwing a match and igniting surface
I'm pickpocketing bitches at the airport and slipping knives in purses when the timings perfect
I tend to be reciting verses tight as virgins but on the side I'm writing a legitimate guide for hermits
Drunk in the backseat of a car with homies
The ride is swervin'
To an extent, yes - I'm nice-assertive but for the role of someone to give a fuck I'm a highly unlikely person
I'll attend your wedding and strangle your soon-to-be wife with curtains
The tides are turnin' when your eyes are burnin', you're cryin', cursin', and you're fried n' hurtin' from the bars that I keep behind the furnace

I have an absurd array of words to say
YOU HEARD THAT HE'S RUDE?
This is personal proof
He'll walk up to the niggas at lunch and burp in their food then slap the lunch lady with a purse-full of spoons while she's stirring the soup n' force-feed her detergent and juice
Disturbingly serving it through a burgundy tube..
Then the next thing you know, the person he's HURTING IS YOU and leaving a permanent bruise so they can barely confirm that it's you in the emergency room
I'll hit a nurse with a broom and a surgeon or two while I'm searchin' for you
IN FACT - the words that I choose are worse than abuse
I'm the fisherman who cut a serpent in two
Retrieved the pieces then wrapped it up in curtains imbued with circular runes n' traded it to north-western Buddhist merchants for goons..
No shirt and no shoes, interrupting sermons at two..

[cheering]