The Crime Window

Calm down everyone we've heard
The water supply's got a few dead birds
Two wooden nickels and a little time
You'll be walking to the altar with a Mexican bride

Sweet jolly jammers and a dugan charge
Burning down the prairie on a victory barge

For tonight keep the crime window closed

Bag 'O Bones cursing at the spit he spat
He was creep creep creepin' up the railroad track
Tell his missus that mister's fine
Keep her fingers crossed and her split tongue tied

Sweet jolly jammers and a dugan charge
Burning down the prairie on a victory barge

For tonight keep the crime window closed
For tonight keep the crime window closed