The Cosmic Gypsies

Years ago before space travel was even near, or real, writers were sending their heroes into orbit with their pens

(Verse 1, Chester P)

(I'm) The spaceman type chewing meteoric porridge
The asteroid arsenal's beefing up my courage
The Lunar Base burglar, sun spots burn you up
I'll be shooting stars at Mars
The planet murderer
My spaceship's flying
A red dwarf alliance
Drying up the Milky Way's galactic pirates
Subbed out astronaut, my mind can't be rescued
I sniff stardust manufactured off Neptune
I'm the cosmic gypsy, tipsy from plutonium whisky
This freaky alien from Pluto gives me
My soldiers from the solar, roll on your rapper-droids
Like a herd of asteroids
Spaceman, magnetic space shower
My debris clashes Jupiter
Heavyweight powers!
All my forces are nuclear
So keep your cursed distance
Feel when I snap like a Venus penis-trap, from Mercury and back
I'm known by the kingpins in drug rings of Saturn
You mess with this space thug something's gotta happen
So grab the Southern Cross if that's any constellations
Some space stations sell shit from Uranus
But they get demolished by the interstellar famous
Spaceman type, from a section that's nameless
I'm the cosmic gypsy, welcome to my kingdom
The space is my wife and these planets are my children

(Verse 2, Braintax)

In my capsule, blast proof, green escape pod
Floating on through the velvet robes of some God
Radio has gone dead, I navigate past the Plough
Feel ecstatic
Like 'Hey, Mum, look at me now!'
Rough course travelling
Infinite space palace
Open wonder face with Aurora Borealis type light shows
Diamonds where I tread on space carpet
Volcanic Erebus
Brooding in the Antarctic
Show me a sign
I dock for the interplanetary flea market
Buy a frozen apple
I'll preserve for the shower when your ship gets hit
Burning up, I remember Earth
Chewing on the pips
(*Pip Pip Pip Pip*)
Your lasers can't touch my tracking
I'm star-synced
With universal underground backing
The Moon Hopping Massive and the Cloud Steppers
Plutonians, Saturnites, guided by satellites
My stellar compass is energy and mind state
Emit solar power, O2 and gyrate
Stay adrift, [?]
Sail my galleon, caravan time-line trips

(Verse 3, Farma G)

Farma stargazer, interstellar space chase
Asteroid belt waist line, lunar man ace
Universal supernovas
Guide to the galaxy
Hitch hiking time bandit seeking ET
Sleepwalker in the stars
Spirits of the skies
Astrology reborn
With Taurus by my side
I free celestial latitudes, sliding down black holes
My hemisphere magic brings spaceman snow
Stardust sower, grey plough sky harvest
Satellite demolition, chicken run with a Tardis
My Starship Enterprise is interplanetary
With big banging theories, from here to Pleiades
The summer solstice countdown to be solar
The moon's in the ninth house, an old star order
Angular planets descending from their birthplace
In tune with the infinite
Desirable sky scrape
A cosmical period, a cycle of heaven
The biology of God, untie the ribbon in the sky
Atmospheric radiation, technological meltdown
Orbiting planets for elemental powers found
My head's buried in volumes
A space encyclopaedia
Super nature creatures, Farma star healer
I watch the Autumn equinox then burn that Titan
I bathe in moon rays that feel totally enlightened
In love with the stars
Seduced by the Zodiac
Spaceman type, Farma's universal man

(Verse 4, Jehst)

Lion of the Zodiac
Know me as a zoomorphic messenger
Who orbits the regular star northern Nebula
Storm cloud dweller
Moon boots stepping on the interstellar path
Lettered trail of the lexicon
Alphabet soup, dragon space suit sentinel
Keeper of the stargate, my soul stays chemical
Float-space in several places
Zero gravitational fields
The stars plough my acres
I'm weightless now, in Mother Nature's imagination
Escape the stasis of carbonite preservation
I occupy lunar bases
In moon craters
They shield me from meteor storms
And new dangers
Cosmos-conquistador crusaders
And space-age sabre-tooth tiger soothsayers
Explore the dunes, we move with the spice miners
Precise science
Black holes and white giants
Psychic net runners and android headhunters
Cyberpunks bungee jumping off the third rock
Mixing Smirnoff with Dandelion and Burdock
Moonjuice sipping, step-children of the Earth Gods
My homes are heavens
I fell back to earth where electric sheep
Feed on the astro turf
I surf the network, and my skin turns silver
Metallic anatomy, the space probe builder
Rainbow conceiver (Argh!)
I'm bleeding mercury
Caught in a time warp, and all I see is burgundy
My fingertips glisten, gripping crystallised flowers
Red and green sparkle
Marvel at the powers
Asteroid showers, interplanetary rainfall
Brainstorm colour charts, the cosmic paintball
The mega blast, travel on the Battle Star Galactica
Jehst!
The invalid who infiltrated Gattica

(Chorus, Chester P & Farma G)

I'm the cosmic gypsy, welcome to my kingdom
The space is my wife and these planets are my children
(Spaceman)

I'm the cosmic gypsy, welcome to my kingdom
The space is my wife and these planets are my children
(Spaceman)

I'm the cosmic gypsy, welcome to my kingdom
The space is my wife and these planets are my children
(Spaceman)

I'm the cosmic gypsy, welcome to my kingdom
The space is my wife and these planets are my children
(Spaceman)