The Comedy of Love

[PANTALONE]
Like those marvelous plays
Full of quick slamming doors
It's a comedy

[ARMANDA]
Love's a comedy

[PANTALONE]
You love him

[ARMANDA]
You love her

[PANTALONE]
As for them, they love us
Not a damn

[ARMANDA & PANTALONE]
Love's a comedy

[ARMANDA]
Some small remnant of hope still resides in you

[PANTALONE]
She comes in and curls up and confides in you

[ARMANDA & PANTALONE]
And they both did last night what you've wanted for years

[PANTALONE]
And the door goes "slam"

[ARMANDA & PANTALONE]
What comedy
The comedy
Of Love

[PANTALONE]
Comes the end of the play
And true love wins the day
It's a comedy

[ARMANDA]
Love's a comedy

[PANTALONE]
And you laugh as you realize
The funniest moment is now

[ARMANDA]
What a comedy

[PANTALONE]
You'd have plucked down the sky
But she never asked

[ARMANDA]
No, it's door slam, goodbye
And you stand unmasked

[ARMANDA & PANTALONE]
But when they see your tears
How the audience cheers
So you take a bow

[PANTALONE]
What comedy

[ARMANDA]
The comedy

[ARMANDA & PANTALONE]
Of love