The Coconut Gun Rap - (Unrated Extended Cut)

[Intro]
He-he-here we go
So they're finally here performing for you
If you know the spurts you can join in too
Put your hands together if you wanna clap
His coconut gun can fire in spurts
Huh!

CG!
Coconut gun!

[Verse 1]
He's the leader of the bunch
You know his coconut gun is finally back
To fire in spurts
His coconut gun can fire in spurts
If he shoots ya, it's firing in spurts
His coconut gun is bigger, faster, stronger too
He's the gun member of the coconut crew
Huh!

CG!
Coconut gun!
CG!
Co-coconut gun!

[Verse 2]
This coconut gun's got style so listen up dudes
She can shrink in size
With her coconut gun
She's quick and nimble and quick and nimble and quick and nimble and quick and nimble
She's got style
And a coconut gun
With a coconut gun
She's one cool gun!
Huh!

DDDD!
Donkey donkey donkey donkey!

[Verse 3]
He has no style
He has a coconut gun
Th-th-th-th-this kong has a coconut gun
He can fire in spurts
When he needs to
And stretch his arms out to fire his coconut gun
Inflate his balloon
Just like a balloon
Th-th-th-this crazy kong has an inflatable coconut gun
Huh!

CG!
Coconut gun!
CG!
Co-coconut gun!

[Verse 4]
He's back again and about time too
And this time, he has a Coconut Gun
He can spurt real high when he's in the mood
With his Coconut Gun
He's one tough gun
He'll make you smile when he fires in spurts
But Kremlings beware 'cause he'll make you smile!
Huh!

KKK! Ku Klux Klan!

[Verse 5]
Finally, he's firing in spurts
It's the last member of the Coconut Crew
This coconut rap
Isn't funny
If you know the words you need to shoot yourself!
Can fire in spurts with relative ease
Makes shootin' ya seem such a breeze
He may spurt slow
He can't shoot high
But this gun's
One (Coconut Gun firing) of a guy!

[Interlude]
(Yoouuuu!!!)
Soulja boy tell 'em
Aye I got this new dance fo' y'all called the Soulja Boy
You gotta punch then crank back 3 times from left to right
(aaaaahh)

[Outro]
W-w-w-walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells
Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut guns, ah yeah!
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells
Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut guns, ah yeah!
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells
Grapes, melons, oranges and coconut guns, ay-