The Coalition to Ban Coalitions

[Chorus]
This is a coalition to ban coalitions
I ain't a politician but I've got views
Some folks want to ban cars
Some want to get rid of Fender guitars
Why don't you do your thing and we'll do our thing too?

[Verse 1]
Now they want to take my cigarettes and all my good whiskey
And these damn coalitions, they are after you and me
They want to get rid of my forty-fours and all the R-rated films
If they only knew how much we'd all love to get rid of them

[Chorus]
And this is a coalition to ban coalitions
The views of a musician, yeah, I've got some
Some folks want to ban cars
Some want to get rid of electric guitars
Why can't everybody else leave everybody else alone?

[Verse 2]
Now the latest thing they want to stomp out is violence on TV
And the worst of all is that Oscar-winning rabbit Bugs Bunny
Farewell, Foghorn Leghorn, so long, Yosemite Sam
They're messin' with our heroes and we got to stop them now (You're despicable)

[Chorus]
This is a coalition to ban coalitions
I ain't a politician but I've got views
Some folks want to ban cars
Some want to get rid of Fender guitars
Why don't you do your thing and we'll do our thing too?

[Chorus]
This is a coalition to ban coalitions
The views of a musician, yeah, I've got some
Some folks want to ban cars
Some want to get rid of electric guitars
Why can't everybody else leave everybody else alone?

[Outro]
Hey, you do your thing and we'll do our thing too
Next thing ya know they'll wanna stamp out ducks