The Church

I belong to the church of the well-endowed man
My member's as big as a grizzly bear's head
Pants can't hide the bulge that god gave to me

I'm proud of the width and length of my part
You should see me break the young girls' hearts
I always draw a crowd when I take a pee

Well I don't mean to brag but my main piece drags
And when I go to bed the mattress sags
Its hard to doze when you're as long as a firehose

Well let me tell you
We belong to the church of the well-endowed man
If you measured us in feet we'd be over ten
Thank you lord for making us well-endoewed men

Thank you lord for making us well-endoewed men