The Christmas Noose Song

[Verse 1]
All I want for Christmas is a length of rope
To tie into a noose
So I can hang up everything I need to hang
It's good for every use
I could hang a wreath
I could hang a candy cane
I could hang some mistletoe
I could even hang a noose by the fire place
With a holly jolly glow

[Chorus]
Hang yourself, hang yourself, hang yourself
A little ornament upon the Christmas tree
Don't you wish you, don't you wish
You were dedicated as Santa seems to be
End your life, end your life, end your life
Of sorrow, cause now's the time for cheer
And I hope that when I look under thе Christmas tree
There'll be a noosе for me this year

[Verse 2]
Now I know the noose has a real dark past that many folks abhor
But I think the time has come for us to change all that
And make it fun once more
After all, it's just a rope with a useful knot
Like the one on Santa's sleigh (Ho, Ho, Ho)
So, lets all hang around the Christmas tree
And have ourselves a happy holiday

[Chorus]
Hang yourself, hang yourself, hang yourself
A little ornament upon the Christmas tree
Don't you wish you, don't you wish
You were dedicated as Santa seems to be
End your life, end your life, end your life
Of sorrow, cause now's the time for cheer
And I hope that when I look under the Christmas tree
There'll be a noose for me this year