The Chase

[Skit]
Player 1: This is Player Hater One reporting from PHD base. Over
Base: This is PHD base, go ahead Hater One
Player 1: Yeah, we have our talent in sight. How would you have us proceed? Over
Captain: Hater One, this is your Captain Player Hater, what is the talent's position?
Player 1: Well sir, due to the heavy rains up here, it's hard to tell what the talent is carrying. Over
Captain: Well, I suggest you try real hard, Hater One. Over
Player 1: Uh, yes sir, well it looks like he's carrying something square like, sir. Over
Captain: What do you mean square like? Over
Player 1: I don't know sir, a CD of some sort, with glowing lettering. Over
Captain: Hater One, I want you to look very carefully on that disc and tell me what the letterings are
Player 1: Oh my God, this is big, sir
Captain: Talk to me, Hater
Player 1: "Kelly V-I-P". I repeat, "Kelly V-I-P", sir. Over
Base: He's right captain, this is big
Captain: Only if we allow him to reach his destination
Player 1: We're waiting on an order, sir. Sir?
Captain: Hater One, this is your captain, I order you to take the talent out, Do not, I repeat, do not under any circumstances let this disc be heard. Over
Player 1: Roger that sir, all systems go. Minus 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0