The Chaperone

Momma listen to my story
I got something to say
I can't even talk on the telephone
Because chaperone is in my way

Woo chaperone
(Chaperone you know you're in my way)
Oh chaperone
(Chaperone why don't you go and play)

I can't even talk
Or got for a walk
Without having him around to chaperone

The other night we went to a movie
And we were having so much fun
And when we started to kiss
He said listen here sis
I'm sleepy and I wanna to go home

(Chaperone)
Chaperone you're killing all of my joy
Chaperone why don't you play with your toys
'Cause I can't go on a date
Or even talk to my mate
Without having him around to chaperone

Now it would be a (a miracle)
Oh if Momma you would keep him home
You send him with me (all the time)
Don't you think I want to be alone
Momma won't you please have mercy
Because I've grown to be a big girl now
So let me go without your chaperone
Because that's the thing that's driving me wild

Chaperone
(Chaperone why don't you go back home)
Oh chaperone
(Chaperone why don't you leave me alone)

'Cause I can't go on a date
Or even talk to my mate
Without having him around to chaperone
Now it would be a miracle
Oh if Momma you would keep him home
But you send him with me (all of the time)
Don't you think I wanna be alone

Oh Momma I was sent to a party
And everything was going real swell
And when we started to leave
He pulled on my sleeve and said
Show me or I'm gonna tell

Oh chaperone
(Chaperone you know you're in my face)
Oh chaperone
(Chaperone why don't go and play)

Won't you give me a chance
To go to one dance
Without having him around to chaperone

(Chaperone)
Chaperone you're killing all of my joy
Chaperone why don't you play with your toys
Cause I can't go on a date
Or even talk to my mate
Without having him around to chaperone
Chaperone you're killing all of my joy
Chaperone why don't you play with your toys