The Catchy One

[Intro]
Can’t get it out of my head
And there’s nothing I can do
I need to get it out, don’t know what it’s about
Help me hear something new

[Verse 1]
Twelve A.M. on a school night and I really need to get some sleep
I can’t forget this melody from something that I heard last week
I have a math test in the morning and a quiz in the afternoon
All I want is to get some rest, but I’m fixated on this tune

[Chorus]
Can’t get it out of my head
And there’s nothing I can do
I need to get it out, don’t know what it’s about
Help me hear something new
Can’t get it out of my head
I’m gonna blame this one on you
I need to get it out, don’t know what it’s about
Help me hear something new

[Verse 2]
I feel like I’m going crazy, and I’m losing sanity, it won’t be long
Before I can’t take this song, and go on a killing spree
So damn annoying, I don’t even like this track!
It’s my least favorite on the album, I’m having a panic attack!

[Chorus]
Can’t get it out of my head
And there’s nothing I can do
I need to get it out, don’t know what it’s about
Help me hear something new
Can’t get it out of my head
I’m gonna blame this one on you
I need to get it out, don’t know what it’s about
Help me hear something new

[Bridge]
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop the music
I’m never gonna sleep if you don’t do it
Please, please, please, please, please just kill me
I’m gonna drink a gallon of pure gasoline
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop the music
I’m never gonna sleep if you don’t do it
Please, please, please, please, please just kill me
I’m gonna eat some bath salts and become a zombie
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop the music
I’m probably gonna die if you don’t do it
Please, please, please, please, please just kill me
I’m gonna bathe in acid until all my bones bleed
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop
(Oh, god!)
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop
(No, please, anything but this!)
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop
(Oh, it's so repetitive, it's too catchy!)

[Chorus]
Can’t get it out of my head!
And there’s nothing I can do
I need to get it out, don’t know what it’s about
Help me hear something new
Can’t get it out of my head
I’m gonna blame this one on you
I need to get it out, don’t know what it’s about
Help me hear something new

[Outro]
I hate my life!

[Spoken Outro]
"Man, nothing like shooting watermelons to blow off steam!"