The Cap’m

[Verse]
Do you think there's somebody out there
Someone else who's better than the one you've got?
Well, there's not, there's not
When I talk you keep looking away from me
'Cause you probably think that I'm high on pot
But I'm not, I'm not

[Chorus 1]
Look me over, I'm the Cap'm
You say it's such a joke but I don't see you laughing

[Post-Chorus]
People seem to think you can't be called the Cap'm
Unless you drive a boat
Well, I don't, I don't

[Stylophone Solo]

[Chorus 2]
Look me over, I'm the Cap'm
Go ahead and mess with me, you'll find out what will happ'm

[Bridge]
Sit beside me at the helm
Yeah, this is what I call the helm
And this button here is the fast-forward button
Did you say
What I think you just said, my hat looks good on me?
I agree, I agree

[Chorus 1]
Look me over, I'm the Cap'm
You act like it's a joke but I don't see you laughing

[Post-Chorus]
People seem to think you can't be called the Cap'm
Unless you drive a boat
Well, I don't, I don't

[Outro]
I don't
I don't
I don't