The Call of the Jitterbug

If you like to be a jitterbug
First thing you must do is get a jug
Put whisky, wine, and gin within and shake it all up
And then begin
Grab a cup and start to toss
You are drinkin' jittersauce
Don't you worry you just mug
You'll always be a jitterbug

Now that the kid is playing his horn?
He's been a bug since he was born
His favorite jittersauce is rye
I swear he'll drink it till the day he dies
Toot your whistle, blow that horn
Ooh, Lord, a star is born
Don't you worry you just mug
You'll always be a jitterbug

Now hear those cats playin' saxophone
They order sauce by phone
Said you'll give me 4-9-4
I think those bugs could drink some more
Drinkin' morning, noon, and night
They're not stoppin' 'til they're tired
Don't you worry they just mug
They're poor little jitterbugs

Now Alley Cat, he's a swingin' man
Drinks more sauce than most mugs can
He drinks he's sauce every morn
That's why jittersauce was born
See him shake with his trombone
He just can't leave that sauce alone
Get on brother, you just mug
You'll always be a jitterbug

There's Rip man with his eyes a-twinkle
We named him after Rip Van Winkle
Like Rip he'd sleep for 20 years
If he gets his fill of beer
Rip drinks his drink, gets on the stand
Soon forgets he's in the band
Don't you wake him, let him mug
He'll always be a jitterbug

Calling all jitterbugs!
Calling all jitterbugs!