The Bum Bum Song (Lonely Swedish)

[Verse 1]
My bum is on the rail
Bum is on the rail
Look at me
My bum is on the rail

My bum is on the man
Bum is on the man
It's a lot of fun
To put your bum on a man

My bum is on the step
Bum is on the step
Don't fall down the step!
You might hurt your bum!

[Hook]
And that's not very fun
If you fall down and hurt your bum
I like to put my bum on things
It's fun for everyone

[Verse 2]
My bum is on the cheese
Bum is on the cheese
If I get lucky
I'll get a disease

My bum is on the Swedish
Swedish
Swedish
Swedish

My bum is on the gum
My bum is on the gum
I can blow a bubble
With my bum bum bum

My bum is on the ship
The battleship
I hope they don't shoot the cannon in my bum
And shoot poo all over the place
Poo-poo

[Hook]
'Cause that isn't very fun
When they shoot a cannon in your bum
I like to put my bum on things
It's fun for everyone

[Verse 3]
My bum is on the dog
My bum is on the cat
My bum is on the phone
My bum is all alone

The rail is all alone
The man is all alone
The Swedish is all alone
My bum is all alone

One, two, three, four
My bum is all alone
My bum is all alone
My bum is all alone
My bum is all alone
My bum is all alone
My bum is all alone
My bum is all alone
My bum is all alone
My bum is all alone
My bum is all alone
My bum is all alone
My bum is all alone

Get the poo off my bum!
(Get the poo off!)
I need the poo off my bum!
I gotta get the poo off my bum!
(Poo-poo!)

I wanna hear the cannon
No, let me hear the cannon
No, no, no, not the loon

Bum is alone
Bum is alone
Bum is alone
Bum is alone

I wanna hear the cannon
I wanna hear the cannon, not the loon
Yeah, the cannon!
Now get the poo off my bum!
I want the poo poo off my bum bum

Can I hear the loon again?