The Bro Duet

[Bro 1 (Bro 2)]
Hey dude!
(Yeah bro?)
Um, I got something I need to get off my chest
(You do?)

[Bro 1 (Bro 2)]
Hey dude
We've been best friends for a really long time now
(Yeah dude)
And there's something I need you to know
(Okay?)
Remember that time we were surfing
And I almost drowned
(Heheheheh, yeah)
And you dragged me to the beach
And performed CPR?

[Bro 1]
Well, no homo
But that's the day I fell in love with you
No homo!
But that's the day I knew you were mine
Looking into your eyes
Made me realize
No homo!
But your lips touching mine
Changed. My. Life.

[Bro 2 (Bro 1)]
Bro!
Are you saying what I think you're saying?
(Yeah, I think so)

[Bro 2 (Bro 1)]
Yeah dude
I totally get what you're saying
(You do?)
I've been wanting to tell you for so long
(You feel the same way, too?)
Remember that time at Disney World
When I ate that giant turkey leg
(Yeah!)
And I started choking
Until you came along

[Bro 2 (Bro 1)]
(Yeah I came!)
Well, no homo
But that's the day I fell in love with you
(We're so not gay!)
No homo!
But that's the day I knew we were right
Your body pressed into mine
Somehow didn't cross the line
(Why would it have?)
No homo!
But that day
Changed my life

[Both Bros]
The outside world might see us as gay
But bro, we swear we're not
We're just two bros chilling out
[Bro 1 (Bro 2)]
And I think you're really hot-uh! (awesome)!
(Hold on, wait, go back, what was that?)
Eh- What... Um... I'm... Doing the robot-t-uh?
(I didn-I didn't, what? I didn't hear you)
I'm gonna smoke some pot...uh?
(That's cool...)
Wat..uh?

[Bro 2]
Snuggling with you under the covers
No homo
[Bro 1]
Spooning with you just like we're lovers
No homo
[Bro 2]
Our lips touch for a minute or two, but
No homo
[Bro 1]
It's okay with me if it's okay with you
[Bro 2]
It totally is!

[Both Bros]
No homo!
Let's find an apartment together
No homo!
Let's save money by sharing a bed
Looking into your eyes
Made me realize
That I love you more than you could ever know
My... bro...

No homo!