The Box Club Song

Hey, why not come on down
To the best club in this town
The Box Club, your one stop
For cardboard all around
A structure made so perfectly
Every side's at 90 degrees
Join and worship the box for eternity
There's zero price, just paradise
And the odd sacrifice
Our activities have all the spice
We're sure they entice
Box sledding, box building
Box throw, steal, and worship
We just want to spread the glory and happiness of boxes
And ultimately
We crusade for the day the God Box is opened
And form its divine packaging, Judgement Day will descend and finally take us to a new paradise
So hopefully you'll get our plight
'Cause we're running low on stuff to write
This academy needs us
'Cause we're definitely in the top ten
And we'll give everyone a free box, too!
And I guess what we're basically saying is
Oh, please, oh, please, no, please, no, please, no, please
Please don't let us shut down