The Boo Hoo Boy

[Intro]
Come see the boo boy
It's a quarter to get in
But beware the curve of his smile
It's sure to drop to his chin
One look and you're stone
Help me, he'll moan

[Verse 1]
Watch the red sofa at Ann[?]
And puddle drops by the crawl
Ranking[?] up his rocking chair
Into his grandma-flavored shawl
He's extra Saturday
He'll make double pay
For oh, there's a door

[Verse 2]
It's Mama Maybelline
With some magic for the doll[?]
In a soft pink grapefruit blush, yellow teeth, corn on the cob
She's cooked his favorite meal
In hopes she'd make him feel likе
One of us

[Bridge]
But it’s passing all around the world brings more and morе less and less of her things
They promise the boo hoo while on his day[?]
And as he sits there in rocking chair hoping the time will come when someone’s there and I mean if someone really cared
They would just oh

[Verse 3]
Pardon me, ring-ching-a-ching-ching (Hello)
It’s your uncles Tom, Bob, and Bill
Brought the paper and party hats just in time for a funeral
We’ll sing a happy song
Wouldn’t you like to sing along
Boy, you’re already
Gone

[Outro]
Step right up and see the boo hoo boy
Step right up and see the boo hoo boy
Step right up and see the boo hoo boy
It's only a quarter, ‘til I’m dead
[Indistinct]