The Bony King of Nowhere

[Chorus]
The bony king of nowhere
He sat upon his throne
He didn't much like sitting there
Because his throne was-
His throne was made of stone

[Verse 1]
His throne was made of marble white
It's feet were made of gold
It was a royal throne alright
But oh dear it was-
It was extremely cold

[Chorus]
That skinny king of nowhere
Was feeling very chilly
He said to go on sitting there
Was really very-
And also very chilly

[Verse 2]
He jumped up on the tea table
And said please will you find
A seat that's soft and suitable
To warm a king's be-
Just see what you can find

[Verse 3]
They fetched him up a hammock
But they couldn't keep it still
They put him on a rocking horse
The rocking made him-
It made him very ill

[Verse 4]
They sat him on the wool sack
But that rubbed up his knees
They rolled him on a feather bed
But that just made him-
It simply made him sneeze

(Thank you, thank you, that will do)

[Chorus]
That poor old king of nowhere
Just sat there looking sad
He said if you could help me
I'd be very, very-
Particularly glad

[Verse 5]
Two mice came up from somewhere
Behind their royal chum
They said, "Dear king here is a thing
To warm the royal-
And stop you feeling numb"

[Verse 6]
The thing it was a cushion
Bright of silk and gold brocade
So square and soft and small and light
And very neatly-
Of silk and gold brocade

[Chorus]
Now the happy king of nowhere
Is smiling on his throne
His smile is rosy, his seat is cosy
Although his throne is stone, is stone
The mice have made it nice, oh nice
He is a happy king