The Bog Body

[Verse 1]
You can't believe it
They found a body buried under the ice
It is in pristine shape
Her hair and nails still look really nice
How come you are upset? Do you think she's a threat to you?
I can't help if I'm impressed, it has nothing to do with you

[Chorus]
You are consumed by jealousy
And you are completely obsessed with
The bog body

[Verse 2]
You say you hate the swamp woman
What the hell are you on about?
Do you even know the difference
Between a swamp and an ancient bog?
In a bog you are pickled, in a swamp you would decompose
You're just jealous of her darkened skin and her dainty nose

[Chorus]
You are consumed by jealousy
And you are obsessed with the bog, the bog body
You are consumed by jealousy
You are obsessed with the bog, the bog body

[Bridge]
Look at her skin, look at her nose
Feel her hair, touch her clothes
Look at her skin, she's so old
She's so old, she's so old
Look at her skin, look at her nose
Feel her hair, touch her clothes
She's so old, she's so old
She's so— uh

[Chorus]
Ooh
And you are consumed by jealousy
And you are obsessed with the bog, the bog body
And you are consumed by jealousy
You are obsessed with the bog, the bog body