The Bleaken

[Intro: Louise, Tina & Gene]
I think I know who took Mom's tree and all the Christmas stuff Bosco said was stolen. My theory?
The Bleaken did it
Whoa, Teddy did say the Bleaken steals stuff
Well, he's not gonna steal our presents
Why not? Is it because we're poor and our toys break almost immediately?
No. Because we are gonna stop him

[Verse 1: Louise]
The Bleaken is coming, as fast as he can
Ruining Christmas like he don't give a damn
Gotta find the Bleaken, we'll follow his scent
We gotta stop the Bleaken from stealing our presents

[Verse 2: Louise & Tina]
He's gonna be defeated, he's about to meet his match
And maybe when we find him we can ask for mom's tree back
Sure, sure, sure, but mostly it's about running him out of town before he steals our presents
Totally, I just think maybe once we find him and scare him it wouldn't hurt to ask for mom's tree
Uh, yeah

[Chorus: Louise, Tina & Gene, Gene & Louise]
The Bleaken is gonna wish that he was never born
We're coming for you, man
Hold on to your horns
I just asked for experiences this year. The Bleaken can't steal a Korean BBQ dinner for two
I mean, isn't that a gift card? He can just take it, right?
Damn it

The Bleaken is gonna wish that he was never born
We're coming for you, man
Hold on to your horns