The Biggest Parakeets In Town

Some folks I know keep looking
For rare old coins and stamps
While others see what's cooking
In antique books and lamps
Some hobbies are like slavery
There's one too tough for words
This girl has got an aviary
And you should see her birds

She's got chanticleers and dickey birds
Intelligent and tricky birds
That make the boys all want to hang around
Her crow is black and shiny
Her hummingbirds are tiny
But she's got the biggest parakeets in town

She's got cockatoos and bobolinks
In royal blue and dusty pinks
And you should see them hanging upside down
Oh it's thrilling to behold her
When she wings them past her shoulder
'Cause she's got the biggest parakeets in town

And evеry night
When she gets into bеd
She puts each one on a pillow
Oh they sound like Bing
When they start to sing
Tweet willow tweet willow tweet willow

After holding them and petting them
She gets a thrill in letting them
Go swinging from the ceiling to the ground
Ask anyone who's seen 'em
It's hard to choose between 'em
'Cause she's got the biggest parakeets in town

Imagine her in love one day
As she tells her fiancé ok
On the day the wedding rolls around
Although he loves the ground she stands on
He can't wait to get his hands on
The biggest parakeets in town

Well picture on their wedding night
When hubby dear turns off the light
And wakes in the morning with a frown
As he goes to caress her
He sees them on the dresser
The biggest parakeets in town
(She's really got 'em boy)
The biggest parakeets in town
(They're enormous)